• I am Stanley! Hello. Calling me Stan is also acceptable. She/Her/Hers.

  • You might remember me from Friendly Hostility and Other People’s Business. I changed my name to Stanley. I like it much better.

  • I've been a merchant of dead things, a research scientist, a PR agent/scientific advisor, an editor-for-hire, a writer, and a cartoonist. This site is here mostly for the latter two.

  • You may know me from being a witch-around-town, telling fortunes by throwing bones.

  • I've got a husband who is just as much of a queer nerd as I am. 's nice.

  • I am originally from Mexico, but I belong to NYC now and am comfortable with this fact.

  • I’m not actually devilishly handsome, but that’s a rumor I’m trying to start. Feel free to carry on with it, I'll be rather pleased.

  • Some would say that I am a very smart goat wearing a pile of rags. I will neither confirm nor deny these rumors.